LIMITED RUNS — 100 PER SKU · NO RESTOCKS · AU BUILT
SCROLL — TURN THE PAGE
01THE PIECES — CUT · WEAVE · DROP · GONE
BEACON is the jacket that wants to be seen — on your terms, never findable. DRIFT doesn't want to be tracked: six pockets, washed black canvas, no trail.
VANTA·01 — HEAVY TACTICAL SHELL
100 MADE · VOL. 01 · 01/04 · DESIGNED IN AU
SHOP.NOID.GG/BEACON → $280AUD · NOIDMERCHVANTA·02 — TACTICAL CARGO JOGGERS
100 MADE · VOL. 01 · 02/04 · DESIGNED IN AU
SHOP.NOID.GG/DRIFT → $160AUD · NOIDMERCHPG 02 — THE JACKET THAT WANTS TO BE SEEN. JOGGERS THAT DON'T WANT TO BE TRACKED.
02THE PIECES — CONT'D
CIPHER is the sneaker that doesn't tell you what it is — boot-grade, always there. STATIC runs in the background: 240gsm, the base layer under everything.
VANTA·03 — MID-TOP TACTICAL SNEAKER
100 MADE · VOL. 01 · 03/04 · DESIGNED IN AU
SHOP.NOID.GG/CIPHER → $240AUD · NOIDMERCHVANTA·04 — HEAVYWEIGHT BOX TEE · 240GSM
100 MADE · VOL. 01 · 04/04 · DESIGNED IN AU
SHOP.NOID.GG/STATIC → $60AUD · NOIDMERCH“SCARCITY BY DESIGN, NOT BY MANIPULATION. WHEN A PIECE IS GONE, THE NEXT IDEA TAKES THE SPOT.”
— THE CAPSULE, PG 00
03THE RULE — READ IT ONCE
100 made per SKU. When the counter hits 00, the piece is retired — the plate is destroyed, the next idea takes the spot. No restocks. Ever.
PG 04 — THE NOIDMERCH STANDARD · SOLD OUT IS A FUNERAL, NOT A MARKETING EVENT
05THE SMALL PRINT — READ BEFORE YOU BUY
THE INDEX — FULL CATALOG · QUANTUM VANTA VOL. 01 · 100 MADE PER SKU
| NO | PIECE | IS | MATERIAL | SIZES | LEFT | AUD |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | BEACON | HOODED SHELL JACKET | 3-PANEL TAFFETA SHELL · MATTE BLACK SEALED HARDWARE · 6 POCKETS | XS–XL | 100 | $280 |
| 02 | DRIFT | TACTICAL CARGO JOGGERS | WASHED BLACK CANVAS · LOOSE TAPER · 6 POCKETS (1 ZIP THIGH) | XS–XXL | 100 | $160 |
| 03 | CIPHER | MID-TOP TACTICAL SNEAKER | MATTE LEATHER + SYNTHETIC · BLACK RUBBER MIDSOLE · GUM OUTSOLE | 8–12 | 100 | $240 |
| 04 | STATIC | HEAVYWEIGHT BOX TEE | 240GSM COTTON · BOXY OVERSIZED · SCREEN PRINT FRONT + BACK | XS–XXL | 100 | $60 |
THE STANDARD: HEAVYWEIGHT ALWAYS · REAL PRINT METHODS — SCREEN / EMBROIDERY / WOVEN LABELS, NO DTG · TIGHT RUNS · IN-HOUSE DESIGN
Ships from Australia, worldwide. Flat-rate domestic AU; international calculated at checkout. Tracking on every order.
Faulty pieces replaced or refunded — no questions. Sizing returns within 14 days on unworn items. Limited-run pieces exchange subject to remaining stock.
Vol. 01 locks once final production samples are approved. Subscribers get the drop window 48 hours before public release — and first access to Vol. 02. FILL THE COUPON →
Vanta — the absence of light, absorbing into something. Quantum — the system runs multiple states at once: visible / invisible, loud / quiet, decoded / encrypted.
NOID is the independent Australian technology company at NOID.GG — Iron Clad (the NoidPhone), NoidChat (encrypted messaging), NGENT (a resident AI agent on your own machine). NoidMerch is the cultural arm.
AUD + USD, card. Questions to SHOP@NOID.GG
PG 05 — EVERYTHING THE LAWYERS MADE US SET IN 6PT, SET IN 10PT INSTEAD
04BACK COVER — DISTRO
ENTERCOLOPHON
NOIDMERCH is the cultural arm of NOID. Heavyweight fabrics, real screen prints, woven labels — finished like nothing else in the room.
NOIDMERCH — THE CULTURAL ARM OF NOID
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